January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
5 posts
thesaltwaternight:
I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.
i hate not being missed
I keep hearing about how everything is missed except for me. It really hurts. Its weird. I never thought I’d care this much.
John is back from basic! Well… He has his phone back so I can talk to him now! I’m so excited! It brought a huge smile to my face. If only that boy was LDS! I will settle for no less than a temple marriage. Period.
Finals start today. I don’t even...
October 2011
8 posts
It seems as though as soon as life gets really good for once, and gets to a point where I can actually handle it, I have another bomb dropped on me. It hurts. A lot. But what can I do? I’ve done everything I’m supposed to and still. Nothing. I don’t like being tested.
September 2011
1 post
When did we grow up and how do we make it stop?
I’m quite confused at the moment. Apparently I’m an awful person? Go figure. A lot of my friends and family are turning against me and I’m not quite sure why. I have changed quite a bit in the last few years, but I like to think it’s mostly been for the better. Yeah, I make mistakes. Hell, I make a LOT of mistakes. But that’s life. Everyone is going to mess up. I...
July 2011
7 posts
June 2011
1 post
April 2011
4 posts
March 2011
23 posts
Walking past your crush ..
summer-time-fine:
Expectation :
Reality :
story of my life….
“Defunding Planned Parenthood to prevent abortions is a lot like outlawing...”
– Milwaukee Journal Sentinel editorial board. (via loveyourchaos)
Why Henry (age 7) has taught me to perfect my...
Henry: (crying) I need to talk to you. I have to tell you something.
Me: What??!
Henry: You know today when I said I got in trouble for saying 'poop' at school?? I didn't say 'poop' I said something so much worse and I had to tell you now before I have parent teacher conferences one day and you find out then and get really mad (BLUBBER CRYING)
Me: Okay, okay tell me what you said.
Henry: I can't!!!! Can I write it down?
Me: What if you whisper it in my ear, or I don't look at you, or you look at the puppy on the calendar or something while you say it?
Henry: *cries*
Me: Okay, write it down on the back page of your sketch book.
Henry: But I can't write it down. It's so horrible. I'll get in trouble.
Me: From who? I'm your Mom and I'm asking you to write it down, who's going to get mad at you for writing something down that your mother asked you to write down?
Henry: Okay, I'll write it and then I'll run out of the room.
Me: Fine.
Henry: (from outside the room) Can you read it? Or is it too small?
Me: I can read it.
Henry: And?? *crying*
Me: Did you tell your teacher 'kiss my ass'???
Henry: Oh my God Mom! NO! I told ***** and I don't even know why I did it. *chokes on his spit*
Me: You know you can't use words like that. If you have a problem with someone, talk to your teacher.
Henry: Oh I knowwwwwww, I knowwwwwwwww.
Me: I'll call your teacher and talk to her tomorrow. Look, how many times have you sworn at school?
Henry: *cries harder, snot down his face, defeated* Twice!
Me: And how many times have you been caught?
Henry: Twice! I'm so sorry!!!
Me: So maybe it's not the greatest idea to swear.
Henry: I knooooooowwwwww. I'm so sorry.
Kelly: Henry, in the first grade you got in trouble for saying the "F" word. That was crazy. 'Kiss My Ass' is several steps down from that. So you aren't cured of your swear problem, but if the 'F' word is a 10 out of 10, 'Kiss My Ass' is like, a 3. So you still screwed up big time, but not as bad as the first grade.
Henry: *throws arms up in the air* I just need a vacation or something.
